Posted: 9:20 AM - Jun 27, 2011
GBOwner
A beautiful day dawning at Grace Brothers with a week of no rain forecast. A rarity in Britain, but very much enjoyed by the customer and staff! Trains are running smoothly and everyone seems very upbeat at the beginning of another work week.

Jim, please start the dialog.

Thanks,
GBOwner

Posted: 9:13 AM - Jun 30, 2011
GBOwner
You can start this RPG Saturday or Sunday. More than half the week has gone by already.

GBOwner

Posted: 11:07 PM - Jul 02, 2011
Jim
Mr. Rumbold steps out of the lift and sees Mr. Harmon and the cleaners at their tasks humming away.

Well its good to see so many of you in such a good mood today Mr. Harmon.

Posted: 11:09 PM - Jul 02, 2011
Tom
Mr. Harmon is humming "A Foggy Day in Londontown, you can't look up you can't look down"......

Oh good morning Mr. Rumbold. Any word yet on whether or not we're having another beauty contest to advertise the goods?

Posted: 11:13 PM - Jul 02, 2011
Jim
That is one of the items I need to discuss with the staff as soon as they arrive. Thank goodness we're having some decent weather for a change. The buses are running on time and there weren't any queue's at the tube stations. For once there aren't any transport strikes to deal with either so everyone should get here on time. Would you please inform Captain Peacock that I need to have a word with him and the staff? Thank you Mr. Harmon.

Posted: 11:15 PM - Jul 02, 2011
sueschmitt
Mrs. Slocumbe gets out of the lift. She is smiling for a change and looks very relaxed. For once she is not reminding Mr. Harmon that he's not to be on the floor.

Good morning Mr. Harmon and ladies. What a beautiful morning it is. It was such a pleasure to get to work today. I hope that we can make up for some lost commission from that transport strike last week.

Posted: 2:06 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Libby_W
<walking from the lifts>
G' mornin' Mrs. Slocumbe, Mr. Harmon. <down the stairs and to the sign in book>
What a glorious day...even makes you look more chipper Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted: 3:31 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Claybourne
Pops out of the lift with a slight spring in his step

Good morning, all! My word, Mr Lucas, you're on time. What's the occasion? grins

Posted: 3:34 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Madman42q
Plods downstairs to the signing-in book

Good morning. Blimey, I can't believe we actually have some nice wevver. Any word on whevver they're gonna have that beauty contest? If they get the lads involved as well I'll have to bring me camera!

Posted: 10:49 PM - Jul 03, 2011
sueschmitt
Good morning Mr. Lucas, Mr. Humphries, Miss Brahams.

Posted: 10:50 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Tom
Ah Mr. Rumbold said to let you all know that he is going to be talking with ya about that very thing.

Posted: 10:54 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Charlie
Captain Peacock enters from the lift doors with a smile on his face for a change. He has a cup of coffee from Beppo's ine one hand and a bacon butty in the other.

My word you're all here on time today! It was such a pleasure to get to work today. No transport strike to make it a nightmare, no queues at the tube, the buses are running on time. I know its got to be the date for the rapture again isn't it? Fate is making it pleasant for us for only a short while before it smacks us down again.

Posted: 10:56 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Tom
Hea Captain Peacock, Mr. Rumbold said to let you know that he's going to be doing a bit of announcing about the beauty contest in a few minutes.

Posted: 10:59 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Charlie
Okay everybody lets get signed in and get ourselves settled so we know what is going to happen for this new sales campaign.

Posted: 11:09 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Jim
If you're all free, I have an announcement to make.

They all gather around in the center of the floor.

Young Mr. Grace has decided to go ahead with the beauty contest to model the items on sale for the pictures. We are going to go with the sale papers at the door for the customers and the big books on each floor with what is on sale in each department. Mr. Humphries, Young Mr. Grace has decided that he will use your friend that does photography for the pictures. You will all get a 3 pound bonus in your pay packets this week for these ideas. Young Mr. Grace is hoping that getting into a routine of doing this for in store advertising will increase sales continuously. Excellent suggestions all of you. Carry on!

Posted: 11:31 PM - Jul 03, 2011
Claybourne
I'll just get on the phone with my friend, then. When shall we have the photography session?

Posted: 3:53 AM - Jul 04, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Oh good! (Ponders for a second) I wonder how many takes we'll need to nail them ...

(Combs what is left of his hair. A customer arrives on the floor. Peacock gives his usual address and directs him to the menswear counter.)

Hello, sir. It is a nice day today. (Smiles, and the customer smiles as well.)

I am looking for ... I forgot what I am looking for .... oh a hat.

What kind of hat would you like to purchase, sir?

Hmm, I'm not sure ... could you take out the two most popular hats so I can try them on?

(Grainger fetches a Homburg and a Bowler. The customer tries both hats. Unfortunately, the customer looks awkward in both of them.)

Hmm, I can't decide what to buy. I need it for a business trip. (Customer murmurs like a mouse; he points at the Bowler, then at the Homburg, then at the Bowler again.)

Would you like a minute to decide? We have someone who is a bit of a fashion expert in this department ... Mr. Humphries are you free?

(Humphries comes over ... Grainger points at the customer who is twitching like he is having a nervous fit.)

The customer and I are not quite sure about which hat to buy. You sold 30 hats in the past four months ... maybe you could use your fashion sense.

Grainger whispers to Humphries: I will split the commission with you if you would please help me out.

Meanwhile ... the customer stares at both hats and frowning.

Posted: 11:32 AM - Jul 04, 2011
Libby_W
<standing back, arms crossed, watching Mr. Humphries try to fit the customer with a hat> Blimey, a 3 pound bonus, that will help out a bunch. This weather must be bringing out the best in everyone, huh?

Posted: 10:37 PM - Jul 04, 2011
Claybourne
Looks at the hats and pokes *tongue in cheek, as he is wont to do when deliberating something

Perhaps Sir would prefer a fedora? They're very much in style at the moment.

Chooses a dark grey fedora and places it on the customer's head

Oh that does suit Sir!

Posted: 10:41 PM - Jul 04, 2011
Madman42q
Over at the ladies' counter, Brahms is putting away a shipment of knickers

So, you was telling me about that American fella what's been calling you every night after the news?

Posted: 1:58 AM - Jul 05, 2011
RideUpWithWear
(The customer smiles ... Humphries had done it!)

I like it.

(The customer pays. Grainger writes down a note, to give some of his commission to Humphries.)

I will give it to you once I've collected by bonus. (Sighs) I wish that I had your uncanny fashion sense.

Posted: 11:17 AM - Jul 05, 2011
sueschmitt
Oh yes Miss Brahams. I met him over my CB radio. You know that after Mr. Humphries brought his into the department that one day, I had to get one of me own. Me and Mrs. Axelby have been having such fun with it. He's a long distance lorry driver. His company transferred him to England to drive and be a sort of trainer for their new people. Well he's been ever so nice to chat with. We're supposed to be hooking up one weekend. I had thought of asking him to meet me over at Millstone Manor however seeings as to how things there are a bit unsettled, I'll just have him pop round to the pub when he's over this way again.

Posted: 1:56 PM - Jul 05, 2011
Libby_W
Good going Mr. Humphries...<hands propped on the counter, watching Mr. Grainger put the hats away> That was quite a task. I would've never thought of a fedora.

Posted: 12:03 AM - Jul 06, 2011
Claybourne
Gives a grin

I stole that bit from Mrs Slocombe, actually. Watch her next time a customer comes in for millinery. She's like a Victrola with the needle stuck in a groove sometimes.
So, anyway, what did you do last night?

Posted: 12:07 AM - Jul 06, 2011
Madman42q
Brahms: Ugh, I don't see how you can stand going out with those grubby Americans, especially them lorry drivers. They're so bleedin' common! I heard they stop at these places where the toilets have holes in the wall and they...well... whispers in Mrs Slocombe's ear; her *eyebrows shoot up, her eyes get really big, and her mouth is agape

Slocombe: Miss Brahms! Wherever did you hear that?

Brahms: From Mr Humphries. He said he went out with one once what did that.

Posted: 11:09 AM - Jul 06, 2011
Libby_W
I went out with this bird I met at the library. <stating with a big cocky grin> I always go to the library to meet birds. BUT, I try to stay away from the ones that hang about the non-fiction area. I prefer the ones that like fiction! <giggles>
Mind you, the ones that hang about in the science areas are pretty kinky too.<nods head with onery grin>
Any whoo, me bird last night wanted to go to the roller derby. And let me tell you, me ankles aren't as strong as they used to be...or, so she thought, heh heh heh<elbowing Mr. Humphries onery like>

Posted: 5:08 PM - Jul 06, 2011
Claybourne
Chuckling

So much for romance!

Posted: 12:19 PM - Jul 07, 2011
Libby_W
Blimey, who needs romance when the lights are down, disco lights flashing about and your ankles giving out, so you fall against your bird...
Mind you tho...the wrong fall can put a dent into your romance.<reaching around and rubbing bum>
I'm super excited about our bonus. Now I can take me bird to a dinner AND movie, or whatever her heart fancies.

Posted: 5:39 PM - Jul 07, 2011
sueschmitt
Oh Miss Brahams isn't that wonderful about the bonus money? We can sure use it especially after dealing with all the transport strikes.

Oh here comes a customer.

Good Morning madam and a beautiful morning it is too. What is madam looking for today?

Customer: I need a suit that I can wear for work or for a night out.

Mrs. Slocumbe: I think we have just the thing for you madam. Miss Brahams get out that rail of new frocks we just got in from Edinburgh. In an aside to Miss Brahams, I'll split this commission with you.

Here we go madam. Why don't you take a look through these and see what takes your fancy.

Posted: 5:41 PM - Jul 07, 2011
Charlie
Mr. Humphries, Mr. Rumbold said that young Mr. Grace would like to get the pictures taken as soon as possible. Of course this all hinges on the beauty contest and who the winners might be. To be safe, I'd tell him a week from today.

Posted: 2:42 PM - Jul 08, 2011
sueschmitt
Has madam made up her mind what she would like to try on?

Customer: Yes please, I want this black two piece suit and the navy blue two piece suit.

Mrs. Slocumbe: Would madam like to try on some hats as well? We also have some nice gloves and purses that would go well with either suit.

Customer: Yes I think I would like to try on some hats. Mrs. Slocumbe shows the customer to the fitting room with the two suits.

Mrs. Slocumbe: Miss Brahams, would you get out that new range of hats we got in last week? Miss Brahams brings them to her. How about this white one madam? This hat would go well with either suit. The customer tries it on with the navy blue suit. Oh that does suit madam Mrs. Slocumbe utters. The customer tries on a black hat in similar style to the white one. Oh that does suit madam Mrs. Slocumbe utters.

Customer: I'll take both of these suites, these two hats, that burgundy bag and a pair of white and black gloves medium size please.

Mrs. Slocumbe: Will that be cash or account? Customer: account please. Mrs. Slocumbe: I'll just total that up for you and you can sign the bill.

Mrs. Slocumbe totts up the sale it comes to 210 pounds. The customer signs the bill.

Mrs. Slocumbe: Thats 7 pounds commission. I haven't forgotten you Miss Brahams, that makes 3 pound 50 for each of us! A good sale today Miss Brahams.

Posted: 2:46 PM - Jul 08, 2011
sueschmitt
Now what were we talking about Miss Brahams before that customer came in?

Oh the lorry driver I've been chatting with on the CB radio. Well his name is Jim and he comes from some place in Texas. I wonder if he's any where near where my Uncle lives? Any way, we haven't actually met yet Miss Brahams. I do hope he doesn't turn out to be as common as that gent what Mr. Humhpries told you about. I'll soon sort him out if he is like that.

Posted: 7:05 PM - Jul 08, 2011
Libby_W
Gah Blimey, <sighs as he watches Mrs. Slocumbes customer walk up the stairs and to the lifts> Did you see that ladies purchase Mr. Humphries? That had to be over 200p. I wish I had a customer with an order that big, can you imagine that commission and not having to share?

Have you gotten ahold of your gent friend yet to take the pictures of our sales?

I can't wait to help assist with the bathing beauties! <rubbing hands together, cheeking grin>

Posted: 10:06 PM - Jul 08, 2011
Claybourne
What makes you think it's a he?

Anyway, I'm still waiting for Jug Ears to tell me what day and time for the contest. Linda is very busy, you know, but she owes me a favour.

Posted: 10:09 PM - Jul 08, 2011
Madman42q
Oh, cheers! I could use the bob. I'm nearly skint!

So where were you thinking of meeting him at? It sounds a bit dodgy to me.

Posted: 7:25 PM - Jul 09, 2011
Libby_W
I hope it's soon. <big grin> And I'm really hoping the Ladies Department is having a sales on garders and knickers at that time. <snickers>

Posted: 3:59 PM - Jul 10, 2011
Claybourne
The phone rings; Humphries answers it

Menswear? Oh, hello Mr Rumbold! I'm glad you called. I need to know when the contest will take place so that I can...oh? I see. Very well, I shall make the necessary arrangements. Thank you.

Puts the receiver back

Right. Jug Ears, in his managerial wisdom (rolls eyes) has decreed that the contest shall take place Friday afternoon after the store closes. I'll just get on with Linda, then.

Picks up receiver again; dials and waits

Oh hello Linda! It's Claybourne, dear. How's Amelia? OH! (turns to Lucas) Amelia wants to adopt a Cambodian infant. (back to phone) Oh, that does sound exciting. You must keep me updated. Mmm. Yes, well, I was wondering if I could call in a little favour, Love. You don't remember, do you? Let me refresh your memory. Highgate, two months ago, you, me, Amelia, three Italian lesbians, and about three gallons of junket...yes, I thought you'd remember. Anyway, the store I work for is having a bathing beauty contest and we need a photographer. Friday at five-thirty. Yes. Oh, good! Yes, do bring Amelia! Very well then. Bye!

Puts the receiver back

Right. It's done.

Posted: 4:12 PM - Jul 10, 2011
Libby_W
<eyes wide open> You, Linda, Amelia and 3 Italian lesbians?? <in a voice high pitched> Is there something you forgot to tell me, Mr. Humphries.

Perhaps there are some things you could teach me...heh heh heh.

Sometimes, there's a side of you, Mr. Humphries, that make me want to have a glass of water.<giggles>

Posted: 10:13 PM - Jul 10, 2011
sueschmitt
Did you hear that Miss Brahams? Jug Ears says the contest is going to take place Friday after the store closes. Are you planning on entering? You should you know for the Ladies Department. I was thinking about entering as well I mean we do have customers of all ages come into the store. They don't all want to look at a good looking young lass.

Miss Brahams rolls her eyes at that but remains silent!

Posted: 6:05 PM - Jul 11, 2011
Libby_W
Hey, Hey..did you see Ms. Brahms just roll her eyes? <elbowing Mr. Humphries> Mrs. Slocumbe must've just told her that she was thinking of entering the contest.
<folding arms, gull look on face> Gah, blimey! I sure hope not. Remember that get-up she wore when they tried to win that week boat trip of Young Mr. Graces?, and the $600.00?
Thank Goodness, you got into the costume and won him over with the bribe of your room key in the envelope.

Posted: 9:11 PM - Jul 11, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Grainger sighs as he caught Brahms rolling her eyes.

I suppose Slocombe wants to prance around in garters and a bra .... oh the horror! I hope that we could persuade her to let Miss Brahms enter the contest instead .... for the sake of the department ....

He turns to Lucas and Humpries.

(Whispers) We need to stop Slocombe from running in the contest. Do you have any ideas? I would give up two weeks pay if I could convince that creature to opt out this time.

Posted: 11:20 PM - Jul 11, 2011
Madman42q
You won't catch me entering that contest. Not unless there's enough lolly involved. That and as long as the second prize doesn't involve Mr Grace and his yacht or anything to do with Mr Grace. (shudders) Blimey, that was 'orrible to think about! I'm glad Mr Humphries won. I wonder if he really did go on the boat wif 'im?

Posted: 11:27 PM - Jul 11, 2011
Claybourne
Shocked, irate look on his face

YOU put that key in the envelope?! Oh my...no wonder! Do you have any idea what it's like to wake up in the middle of the night to find a 90 year old man groping you and trying to...

Shudders violently and slips a flask out of his personal drawer; takes a pull from it

After all that lot a night out with a bunch of Scottish and Italian lesbians was pure heaven. Mind you, it got a bit awkward when the butch ones wanted to throw me into the oil wrestling match. Once they realised I wasn't quite one of them they backed off. Well, most of them, anyway. Sophia was still all for it.

Posted: 1:45 PM - Jul 12, 2011
Libby_W
<arms crossed, light giggles> Oil wrestling? Mr. Humphries, you have a life like no other.

C'mon, we have to convince Ms. Brahms to be in that beauty contest! One, I wanna see her in a bathing costume!
Two, this floor needs that other bonus! and
Three, I bloody hell want to see her in that costume!!<tone of voice high pitched>

Posted: 6:08 PM - Jul 12, 2011
sueschmitt
Did I hear you mention something about Scottish and Italian lesbians Mr. Humphries? You do get around don't you? Aren't you going to enter this contest for us Mr. Humphries? I was thinking about it but, on second thought, I don't think I will. Its not that dignified and besides me CB radio gent is supposed to drop by and I don't want him getting the wrong idea. Miss Brahams, you should enter the contest on behalf of the department and Mr. Humphries would make a perfect one for the Gents. You know we should suggest that to Mr. Rumbold that there ought to be a male and female contest to show off the goods. It might even be better if they're not with what would normally be considered their genders.

Captain Peacock are you free?

Posted: 6:10 PM - Jul 12, 2011
Charlie
Captain Peacock looks to his right, left and behind him.

I do happen to be free Mrs. Slocumbe what is it you wish to see me about?

Posted: 6:12 PM - Jul 12, 2011
sueschmitt
I was just saying Captain Peacock that we should suggest to Mr. Rumbold that a contest should be held for both sexes. Remember Young Mr. Grace's take on a change is as good as a rest well having a different gender model the goods might bring about more sales you know.

Posted: 6:15 PM - Jul 12, 2011
Charlie
Humm, you know that might be a good idea at that. Upon noticing that everyone has eavesdropped on their conversation any way......

I assume that you've all heard what Mrs. Slocumbe suggested. Are we all in agreement that we suggest to Mr. Rumbold to take to Young Mr. Grace? I can't see where it would make any more bother than it already is so he should go for it especially in view of the fact that Mrs. Slocumbe did point out that having different genders model the goods might boost sales. After all that's what we're all after a boost in sales so we can at least eat every other day.

Posted: 10:45 AM - Jul 13, 2011
Libby_W
I agree, but I think I should be the model, since I AM a junior and younger of the men in this department. <upon stating, striking a pose: the ATLAS pose>
I propose that is the items on sale is towards the younger customers, us juniors pose, and the items towards the older customers, the seniors pose, that way everyone has a chance to be part of the program...
<deep sigh> including Mrs. Slocumbe.

Posted: 5:43 PM - Jul 13, 2011
Madman42q
Like I said, only if there's lots of lolly involved. And HE (pointing to Lucas) had better keep 'is 'ands to 'imself!

Posted: 5:45 PM - Jul 13, 2011
Claybourne
I quite agree, Miss Brahms. I would like to know that there's a very favourable prize involved, and...(turns to Lucas and grins while fluttering eyelashes) ...you keep your hands to yourself, Sauce Pot!

Posted: 3:32 PM - Jul 14, 2011
David
That is also a suggestion of merit Mr. Lucas having members of the department pose with items appropriate to their age groups this way there is appeal for all. I must say the weather and the freedom from the transport strikes has put everyone in a better mood and more willing to bounce around ideas for improving sales. Well done everyone!

Mrs. Slocumbe would you acquiesce to that modification of your suggestion?

Posted: 3:34 PM - Jul 14, 2011
sueschmitt
Umm sorry about that all David forgot which RPG he was playing in LOL!

I will concede to that modification Captain Peacock as long as both me and Mr. Lucas get credit for that suggestion. I do believe that day he was allowed to be the floorwalker has improved the daft boy.

Posted: 3:37 PM - Jul 14, 2011
Charlie
One wonders if this suggestion rather puts off the need to worry about having a contest at all. This way Mr. Humphries your photographer friend Linda can get in here sooner to snap the shots. The sooner we get those sales books and papers made up the sooner we can be earning more commissions. I think I can safely say we're probably all saving for our holidays as usual.

Posted: 11:44 PM - Jul 14, 2011
Libby_W
<looking over at Ms. Brahms, grinning so seductively> Whatever makes you think that I had anything other that adverts productivity running through my mind, Ms. Brahms. Everything that I say is for the company and the crew here.
Mind you, IF it is needed that perhaps some oil needs be applied to some bodies of the sexy type, I would not hesitate in a moment to volunteer to keep productivity flowing...as well as me inner sexual drive.

Posted: 11:57 PM - Jul 14, 2011
Madman42q
Narrows her eyes at Lucas

Brahms: For the company and crew? Right. I'll believe that when Margaret Thatcher grows a heart!
Why don't you go oil yourself up and slide down the fire escape - head first into a skip!
(to Captain Peacock) I'll pose, but only if 'e leaves the room while I'm doin' it.

Lucas: I knew you were keen!

Brahms: You belt up!

Humphries: Do you want me to leave the room as well?

Brahms: No, you're alright, Mr Humphries. Somefing tells me I can trust you not to treat me like a sex object.

Humphries: I should be so lucky!
Posted: 12:11 AM - Jul 15, 2011

Claybourne
I'm afraid Linda is booked up until Friday, so we'll have to wait until tomorrow. That should give us enough time to decide who will pose with what and where.
I think Mr Lucas should model this. (holds up a minuscule pair of thong swimming briefs that leave very little to the imagination) I can't bear the thought of posing in one of these myself!
Not here, anyway.
Mr Grainger, you should show off some of the newer three pieces we have in stock. You'd look so stately and authoritative in them.

Posted: 3:01 PM - Jul 15, 2011
Libby_W
Thank you Mr. Humphries, you cheeky son of a gun.<hearty laugh as he takes the thong swimming briefs from Mr. Humphries and places them in front of his groin> Whadda think Ms. Brahms?

Mrs. Slocumbe, you won't object to a little oilin' down, now would ya? seein' this would probably be your last chance...I mean last time being a model.
<stating as he flops the briefs on the counter while watching Mr. Humphries pull the 3 piece suit out the he was suggesting for Mr. Grainger to model>

Ah Yes, yes...Mr. Grainger would do nicely in that suit, and if Mr. Grainger isn't feeling good that day, Mrs. Slocumbe could fill in. <giggles>

Posted: 9:07 PM - Jul 15, 2011
sueschmitt
Don't be coarse Mr. Lucas! Mr. Grainger can't you control your junior?

Well I am sure that we in the ladies department will not model something as coarse as swim wear and I am unanimous in that!

Miss Brahams we'll have to put our heads together and see what is age appropriate for us to model. Mr. Humphries are you free? If you're free, would you be good enough to lend us a hand in selecting stock that would be appropriate for us to model and on sale? You have such marvelous taste. Is that alright with you Mr. Grainger if I purloin Mr. Humphries for a few minutes? Captain Peacock is that alright with you?

Posted: 9:08 PM - Jul 15, 2011
Charlie
If Mr. Humphries is free I have no problem with him lending the ladies a hand do you Mr. Grainger?

Posted: 2:47 AM - Jul 16, 2011
Claybourne
Looks right and left

I'm free!

I suppose I shall have to stand in as a fashion expert as well. Not that I mind, of course.

Minces over to the ladies' counter and starts going through racks of clothing; takes a red backless dress off the peg

Oh! Now this is nice. Miss Brahms, I think you should model this. Now for you, Mrs Slocombe... (looks around) Ah! This would be perfect. (hands her a black formal evening gown) Elegant and stylish, sophisticated...all the things you're not, but we'll just pretend, anyway. (nudges her fondly and grins)

Posted: 2:57 AM - Jul 16, 2011
Madman42q
Brahms: Ooh, I do like that! (holds it up against her chest) D'you think it'll show too much?

Humphries: Not necessarily.

Brahms: I think we should have a dry run before we do the actual photo shoot. Then we can try stuff on and make sure it looks right. D'you think Jug Ears would let us?

Posted: 3:17 AM - Jul 16, 2011
Claybourne
Humphries: Good point. Captain Peacock, are you free?

Peacock: (looks left then right) At the moment, Mr Humphries.

Humphries: (minces over to the floorwalker) Miss Brahms has brought up a very good point. We ought to have a practise run before the photo shoot to make sure everything fits and looks right before Linda gets here tomorrow evening. What do you think?

Posted: 9:07 PM - Jul 16, 2011
Charlie
I have been listening to the conversation so far and I think I agree with you Mr. Humhpries we need to do a dry run. Perhaps Mr. Rumbold would allow us to remain behind after store closing and let us practice. After all the lady is doing the pictures for free so we shouldn't waste her time with the usual palavar that for some reason always culminates into the ridiculous whenever we have to do something of this sort. I will go speak with Mr. Rumbold.

Mr. Lucas would you dial up Mr. Rumbold for me?

Mr. Lucas: Certainly Captain Peacock. He dials the phone and hands it over to him.

Captain Peacock presents the latest suggestion to Mr. Rumbold and for a second time that day Mr. Rumbold is in agreement with everyone. He will authorize the overtime.

Captain Peacock motions for everyone to gather round him. Mr. Rumbold has authorized the overtime for this evening so we can take a dry run at what we're going to be modeling for the pictures Mr. Humhpries' friend Linda will be taking tomorrow.

Posted: 9:55 PM - Jul 16, 2011
Libby_W
<whispers to Mr. Humphries> You couldn't hand a skimpier costume for Ms. Brahms, now could ya?

With my kinda luck, it'll be Mrs. Slocumbe that'll need assistance with her girdle...<shudders> bleach! And by the attitude of Ms. Brahms earlier, there's no way in bloody blazes she'll let me near her, let alone be in the same room as her.

Oh well, < heaves a heavy sigh> perhaps I'll be able to sneak a peak...some how...some way.

Posted: 1:30 AM - Jul 17, 2011
Claybourne
Men! You're all the same.

Posted: 3:18 AM - Jul 17, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Grainger rushes back from the fitting room ... he smiles.

Grainger: Oh Mr. Humphries, you do have a great sense of style. I like the ensemble.

Grainger is wearing the suit that was supposed to be his costume.

Grainger: However, I think I should have some accessories ... like a hat.

He fetches a selection of hats. Grainger tries on four types of hats.

Grainger: I wonder what our clothing budget is ...

Posted: 1:53 PM - Jul 17, 2011
Libby_W
<laughs> Wha' da? <watching Grainger trying on different hats from a distance> We still have a half hour before quiting time to get started on our practice routine and he's already for the ball!

Would ya look at that Mr. Humphries, all he needs now is tapping shoes and he's good to go. <giggle>

You know what, Mr. Humphries? <reaching for an item while talking> I think I will model for swimwear, NOT this skimpy thing<picking up the first thong briefs> but perhaps more covering of the dierre. If I wore this<dangling thong briefs> Ms. Brahms would be all over me.
<stopping and assessing the moment> That MIGHT not be a bad idea. On the other hand, it may not keep Mrs. Slocumbe off me neither!!

Posted: 6:46 PM - Jul 17, 2011
Madman42q
(whispers to Mrs Slocombe) I think Mr Lucas needs to see a doctor. His hormones stay in overdrive. All he thinks about is sex! I can't be alone with him for a minute before he starts trying to grope me. It's a disgrace!

Posted: 8:20 PM - Jul 17, 2011
sueschmitt
I better phone Mrs. Axelby and let her know that I'll be late coming home. You know she's ever so much comfort to have around the house and it makes it easier on me when I have to work late. She makes sure that Tiddles and Winston are well taken care of.

Mrs. Slocumbe goes over to the phone, takes off her earring and dials. Hello Mrs. Axelby, I won't be home till late tonight we've been authorized to stay over late tonight to practice for the photo shoot tomorrow. You remember me telling you about that last night? Well instead of having the beauty contest, it was decided that the members of the department would pose with the sale items that was appropriate to the age group of the poser. Yes, I'll call you before I leave the store and let you know when I'm on the way home. Be a love and put my sheaperd's pie in the oven on low 3 for me would you? I'll be starving by the time I get home. No, it doesn't look like we'll make the pub's darts contest tonight though. You can go if you want. Oh that's right I'm Captain of the team and if I'm not there they can't play. Well tell them for me what happened and I'll make it up to them next week.

Posted: 2:23 AM - Jul 18, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Grainger comes back to the menswear counter. He missed Lucas's comments, but sees the garment that he is holding.

Grainger: Mr. Lucas ... I got the impression that Young Mr. Grace was hoping to see young girls in skimpy bikinis during the photo shoot. Put that men's bathing suit away.

Posted: 2:28 AM - Jul 18, 2011
Claybourne
No, Mr Grainger. We're all modeling different outfits. Miss Brahms is going to wear a backless dress and Mrs Slocombe is going to show a formal gown. I imagine they'll try on some other things, but I thought that Mr Lucas would look quite nice in some swimwear. I believe he'll be an excellent example of the average man on the street. I would wear it, but I dare say I'm above average. (gives a grin)

Posted: 3:34 PM - Jul 18, 2011
sueschmitt
I always did think you were a cut above the rest Mr. Humphries. Thank you ever so much for selecting the garments me and Miss Brahams are to model. I'm glad Mr. Rumbold was able to convince Young Mr. Grace not to go along with the beauty contest idea as it would take too long to get the pictures snapped and ready to go to press. What are you going to model Mr. Humphries? Captain Peacock are you going to take part in modeling something? You should you know you have that distinguished look.

Posted: 3:36 PM - Jul 18, 2011
Charlie
I hadn't thought about it Mrs. Slocumbe but if Mr. Grainger doesn't mind me modeling something appropriate for menswear I don't mind pitching in.

Posted: 3:47 PM - Jul 18, 2011
Jim
Mr. Rumbold comes out of the lift.

I'm glad I caught you all here. I just came from a meeting in the board room (he raises his eyes to the ceiling and the rest of the staff follow). I must say Young Mr. Grace was quite disappointed about not holding the beauty contest but he did see the logic in not having it. It would have taken too long to prepare for it and we'd miss out on the upcoming sale he wishes to promote. Young Mr. Grace is being most generous today, must be the good weather. He said to tell Mr. Lucas and Mrs. Slocumbe they get an extra two pound bonus in their pay packets for this mornings suggestions. We'll meet here after the closing bell rings. Carry on every one.

Posted: 5:02 PM - Jul 18, 2011
Libby_W
Well, we better get started on the scenery.
Mr. Humphries, are we gonna have drop back scenes, or just use the background of the store?

Ms. Brahms, need any help changing into that elegant dress? < cheeking grin teethygrin , knowing it irritates her>

Posted: 5:14 PM - Jul 18, 2011
Claybourne
Oh yes, Captain Peacock, you really should model something. (looks round) Oh! I've got the perfect ensemble for you. (passes him a smoking jacket and accessories) It's very Hugh Hefner, but I think you can pull it off.
I think backgrounds would be preferable. We could go down to Gardening and use the plants as a backdrop. That would be quite nice.
You know, I've no idea what I'd wear.

Sifts through ladies' rack and cries out suddenly

Oh, it's perfect! (takes an item off the peg and runs to the fitting room)

Posted: 5:19 PM - Jul 18, 2011
Madman42q
No thank you, Mr Lucas. (turns on her heels and exits to the fitting room)

Posted: 10:38 AM - Jul 19, 2011
Libby_W
<snickers as he heads to gardening to see if they have some plants to be used as background.>

<returns carrying some beautiful pots of flowers of all arrangements, and two assisstants from gardening carrying pots of trees.>

<Mr. Harmons' men had brought up props with material propped on them with ropes, as to pull the next coloured material down for the next background scene. So he set the plants in accordance to the first background setting.>

I think we need a little breeze blowing, do you matey?
<looking at one of the chaps helping to set up the scene,> could you get me one of those industrial strength fan blowers?

Posted: 3:38 PM - Jul 19, 2011
Tom
Right-O Mr. Lucas get that large fan out of sports equipment Seymour! We'll have you fixed up in a jiffy. Mind you Packing and Maintenance were a mite disappointed that the beauty contest was cancelled. I bet you were too heh Mr. Lucas?

Posted: 1:36 AM - Jul 20, 2011
Claybourne
Oh, yes. Excellent idea, Mr Lucas!

Begins directing Mr Harman and his men as to where the plants and fans need to go

Mr Lucas? Could you pop up to Soft Furnishings and get some dark-coloured drop cloths?

Posted: 12:55 PM - Jul 20, 2011
sueschmitt
You know Miss Brahams I do hope this doesn't turn into another shambles. It seems like every time we attempt something like this it always goes horribly wrong. Captain Peacock said the same thing. It probably wouldn't if Young Mr. Grace would just hire an advertising firm to take care of this sort of thing rather than always getting us to come up with something mind you, this time it turned out profitable for all of us. Lets just keep our fingers crossed things go well.

Posted: 7:03 PM - Jul 20, 2011
Libby_W
In a way, yes, yes it is disappointing Mr. Harmon. <talking to Mr. Harmon as both walk the stairs to the lifts,heading to Soft Furnishings>

There were quite a few birds in Habitatury that showed some promising features. < giggles as they elbow each other, while pushing the button on the lift>

Perhaps ol' jugears new sexytary will pose in a bathing costume with me tonight...just for fun. <onery giggle>

Posted: 8:48 PM - Jul 20, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Since the other two were indisposed, Grainger ended up serving a couple of customers. It seemed that many of their customers were too busy enjoying the sunshine to shop at Grace Brothers today. The sale that he made was too small to gloat about ... the commission was marginal.

Grainger hoped that the shoot would turn out positively.

Posted: 10:52 PM - Jul 20, 2011
Madman42q
Fast forward to 5.30pm; the closing bell has rung and everyone's getting ready for the dry run

Ooh, I'm so excited, Mrs Slocombe! I'm gonna go put my frock on!

Rushes into the fitting room

Posted: 11:02 PM - Jul 20, 2011
Claybourne
Has changed into a thin black turtleneck and very tight jeans; puts on a pair of round wire-rimmed glasses

Right everyone! Let's get started! Ladies, into your frocks. Men, change into your designated wear. Once everyone is ready we'll try some different poses and possibly some different clothing.

Posted: 10:03 AM - Jul 21, 2011
Libby_W
<coming out of the mens dressing room with a light blue robe on and flip flops. Looking at Mr. Humphries romp around in those tight blue jeans and snickers>

By golly Mr. Humphries, you sure know how to work that tush of yours, don't ya?

Posted: 2:37 PM - Jul 21, 2011
sueschmitt
Right Miss Brahams! Would you help me with the zip on this evening gown? I must say I wouldn't mind actually buying one of these. That might be just the thing to wear whenever I get to meet up with my CB acquaintance for a date.

Posted: 5:51 PM - Jul 21, 2011
Madman42q
Zips up Mrs Slocombe and stands back

Blimey! You look amazing! You should definitely get one of these. 'Ere, you can mark it down as 'shop soiled' after the photo shoot! That should take a few nicker off.

Peers out of the fitting room and giggles

Ooh, you should see Mr Humphries! 'E's got on the tightest jeans I've ever seen. Leaves nothing to the imagination. (takes a closer look) Hmmm...course, you may have to imagine some things...
Mr Lucas actually looks cute in his dressing gown. Wonder what 'e's wearing underneaf?

Posted: 5:54 PM - Jul 21, 2011
Claybourne
You watch your mouth, Sauce Pot! (grins in spite of himself)

Ladies? Are we ready?

Posted: 9:33 PM - Jul 21, 2011
Libby_W
I think they're ready, I see 'em peeping out from the fittin' area. <whispers as he finishes up the setting background.>

Who's gonna be first ? I think it should be you, sassy pants. < as stating, does a quick slap on Mr. Humphries rump>

<Watches the ladies exit from the dressing room>

MY word, Mrs. Slocumbe, If I didn't know better, I'd swear Ann Margaret just stepped out to grace us. <bowed>

<while bowing, the dressing gown gaps open, slipping off the shoulder, revealing a firm arm muscle and no shirt.>

Posted: 2:11 PM - Jul 22, 2011
sueschmitt
Mrs. Slocumbe becomes all coy and giggles why thank you Mr. Lucas and may I say you do look dashing in that dressing gown. Mr. Humphries how are you able to move in those pants?

Miss Brahams? Are you free? Mr. Humphries is ready for us.

Posted: 7:39 PM - Jul 22, 2011
Madman42q
Comes out of the fitting room wearing the backless dress; it's quite short and you can just barely see her suspender belts peeping out from underneath

I'm ready! Cor, this lot's a bit tight. I can hardly breave in it.

Posted: 7:47 PM - Jul 22, 2011
Claybourne
Ooh! (whips round to glare at Lucas) You keep your hands to yourself, DICK!

Your attention, please, everyone! (claps hands to get everyone's attention) Right, now this is only a practise run but I'd like it to go as smoothly as possible. Let's start with the ladies. Mrs Slocombe, if you would stand here amongst the plants. Yes, very nice. Now let's see what you've got. Strike a pose!

Posted: 11:14 PM - Jul 22, 2011
sueschmitt
Mrs. Slocumbe walks over to the plants and attempts to make a sophisticated pose. How does this look Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 11:16 PM - Jul 22, 2011
Charlie
That is quite eye catching Miss Brahams. I hope my wife doesn't catch a glimpse of this photo. I have enough trouble with her! As Mrs. Slocumbe looks over angrily at him. Captain Peacock catches sight of her glare. Oh I'm sorry Mrs. Slocumbe that dress does suit you very well. You both look lovely.

Posted: 11:18 PM - Jul 22, 2011
Jim
Mr. Rumbold is wandering around aimlessly looking for something to do. He spots the piano that maintenance had brought in for atmosphere and sits down to play it. He's very happily getting into the music he's playing and humming along with it. Mr. Rumbold is totally oblivious of Mr. Humphries' frustrated look to him.

Posted: 1:11 AM - Jul 24, 2011
Madman42q
'Ere, lean back a li'l more. Show off yer goods!

Posted: 1:14 AM - Jul 24, 2011
Claybourne
Good idea, Miss Brahms. Yes, lean back a little and puff out your chest a bit. Yes, just like...

(hears Mr Rumbold playing and glares at him)

Mr Rumbold? MR RUMBOLD! What are you doing? We don't need any background music.
Now, Mrs Slocombe...oh, yes, that's perfect! You look almost like a film star. Whatshername? Stockard Channing! Your hair's not quite right, though. (is inspired; takes down a long brown wig) Here. Put this on and drape it sexily over your shoulders. Oh yes! We'll have to have that for tomorrow.

Posted: 8:27 PM - Jul 24, 2011
Jim
It doesn't seem like I have anything to do in this operation so I thought it might be nice if I played some soothing background music for everyone. You only have to tell me you don't like it and I'll stop.

Posted: 8:30 PM - Jul 24, 2011
sueschmitt
Oh yes Mr. Humphries the wig does add something to the outfit doesn't it? They're on sale as well for this campaign so Young Mr. Grace is getting two for one as it were. Miss Brahams, you might find some accessories for us to use as well. We might as well give it all we got after all it means bigger commissions for us!

Posted: 8:32 PM - Jul 24, 2011
Charlie
Captain Peacock comes out of the mens fitting room looking very debonaire in a navy blue pin stripped suit with a bowler hat and an umbrella on his arm.

What do you think of this for me Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 8:35 PM - Jul 24, 2011
Tom
Mr. Harmon and Seymour are bringing in the large fans.

ea Seymour lets get these in place. Where do you want these Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 12:11 PM - Jul 25, 2011
Claybourne
Humphries: I don't like it, Mr Rumbold. Just come over here. I'll find something for you to do.
(looking over Captain Peacock) Oh yes! Very smart. Very sophisticated. (brushes some lint off the lapels) Very dusty. We should probably send this lot to the dry cleaners first thing in the morning. They can have it done by the time we're ready to shoot. Let's see...give us a turn.
(Captain Peacock turns around slowly) Yes, yes...now, could you stand like this? (holds his hand on his hip; receives glare from Captain Peacock)

Peacock: Why do you want me to stand like that?

Humphries: Because you've got a moth hole right about there. Yes, that's better. We'll find some better trousers tomorrow to go with that lot. Now...ah, the fans! I think one to the side and one in front will do nicely. Then we have two angles to work with. Right! When I call your name, come up here and we'll do some practise poses. Ah! Mr Rumbold, why don't you pretend to be the photographer. I'll direct and you make-believe as if you're taking pictures. Here. (hands him a small box of Y-Fronts) Use this instead of a camera. Right! Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms, you two first!

Posted: 12:17 PM - Jul 25, 2011
Madman42q
(steps up and begins posing while Humphries directs; the skirt of the dress is slit all the way up her thigh and when the front fan start blowing it parts just enough to show her suspender belt and a bit of her knickers; it's driving Lucas wild and he accidentally kicks the other fan onto its HI setting; the wind starts blowing her hair into her face)

Brahms: ACK! TURN IT OFF! I CAN'T SEE!

Slocombe: Oh! There goes me wig!

Posted: 10:35 AM - Jul 26, 2011
Libby_W
glass of water for Mrs. Slocumbe. < giggles >

Posted: 12:49 PM - Jul 26, 2011
sueschmitt
Mr. Lucas I do wish you would quit larking about! That could have done me and Miss Brahams a mischief!

Posted: 12:50 PM - Jul 26, 2011
Charlie
I quite agree with Mrs. Slocumbe Mr. Lucas. Quit this horseplay and lets get back to business. I would like to get home at a reasonable hour tonight. Mrs. Peacock is supposed to be taping Eastenders for me and keeping my shepards pie warm.

Posted: 12:51 PM - Jul 26, 2011
Charlie
I quite agree with Mrs. Slocumbe. Mr. Lucas quit this horseplay and lets get back to business. I would like to get home at a reasonable hour tonight. Mrs. Peacock is supposed to be taping Eastenders for me and keeping my shepards pie warm.

Posted: 1:10 PM - Jul 26, 2011
Jim
When I phoned my wife to tell her I'd be home late she seemed rather glad. When I asked her if she could keep my dinner warm I thought I heard her say get knotted but it must have been a bad connection.

Everyone looks at each other and rolls their eyes wondering what a private life with Mr. Rumbold is really like.

Posted: 1:14 PM - Jul 26, 2011
sueschmitt
Well me and Mrs. Axelby were supposed to go play darts tonight at the pub but it doesn't look like I'm going to make it. They're doing a fish n chips night too drat the luck. I'm the captain of the darts team and if we don't have a complete team we forfeit to the opposing team which is the one from Larry and Willet's. I hate thinking they're going to get one over on us simply because we don't have enough members playing tonight. We're in the lead you know.

Posted: 5:33 PM - Jul 26, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Grainger races out of the fitting room, wearing the costume that Humphries had advised him to wear.

Grainger: I'm ready!

Posted: 8:11 PM - Jul 26, 2011
Libby_W
Shall I change the background to a bolder colour for Mr. Grainger's costume, Mr. Humphries?

You know, we should have the men do a pose with the women, since all are dressed up casual like.

Mr. Harmon, does Seymour have my bogey board up here yet?

Posted: 11:28 PM - Jul 26, 2011
Claybourne
(is getting frustrated already) Calm down, everyone! Could we PLEASE have a bit of professionalism? Right, Mr Lucas, get up there with your surf board and try a few poses.

Posted: 11:37 AM - Jul 27, 2011
Libby_W
Cowabunga, Mr. Humphries! < knarleys as he grabs the bogey board from Seymour and walks to the area to pose. He knows he's already showed off an area of body when the robe teetered off the shoulder earlier. Very nervous, but don't want the others to know. All eyes are on him as he slowly undoes the knot to reveil TRUNKS! not tighties! Baby blue trunks to the knees and a pretty fit bod.>

Should I hold it like this? < placing it under his arm and other hand over his eyes as to looking out to sea.>

Or like this? < placing it in front of him, diagonally, blowing a kiss out to the ladies.

Posted: 12:45 PM - Jul 27, 2011
sueschmitt
Get him Miss Brahams! Mind you he does look rather fetching in that outfit. I'm beginning to see him in a whole new light.

Posted: 12:48 PM - Jul 27, 2011
Charlie
I don't think the ladies or myself look very casual. We are dressed to go out for a night on the town not go to the local fish n chips shop.

Posted: 2:31 PM - Jul 27, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Claps for Mr. Lucas's performance. Noticing that Humphries looks like he's on the verge of losing it ... Grainger decides to say nothing at this moment. He waits patiently for Humphries to tell him to model his costume.

Posted: 5:02 PM - Jul 27, 2011
Libby_W
And for those with more nerve...<he announces as he reaches for his trunks and unties his knot, he turns and drops his trunks to reveal the very tight speedos...hot purple! Raising his arms like Atlas, flexing his legs to make his butt cheeks bounce up and down, listening to gasps and giggles>

Posted: 9:37 PM - Jul 27, 2011
sueschmitt
Mrs. Slocumbe gasps at Mr. Lucas' physic. Would you look at that Miss Brahams? Who would have thought under that suit was that? When those sale papers hit the floors Mr. Lucas will have to beat them off.

Posted: 11:05 PM - Jul 27, 2011
Madman42q
(jaw drops as she stares at Lucas' physique)

BLIMEY! 'E's easy on the eyes, innit 'e?
. o O (I may have to rethink seeing The Unsatisfied Virgin wif 'im.)

Posted: 11:13 PM - Jul 27, 2011
Claybourne
(stares at Lucas, jaw dropped)

Oh. My. ADA! Ummm... (wipes bit of drool from mouth) Yes, very nice, Mr Lucas. Er, you...you can step down now. Mr Grainger, Captain Peacock, perhaps you'd both like to step up and try a few poses?

. o O (Oh, if I only had my camera with me! Or a tiny camera that fits in my pocket. They should make phones like that. Small wireless phones with cameras built in. Hmmm... Oh, I shall never be able to look at him the same way again!)

Posted: 1:17 PM - Jul 28, 2011
Libby_W
{blimey, glad thats done and over with} <thinking as he bends over and pulls up the baby blue trunks and grabs his robe.>

<Smiles big as he turns around and walks away from the props and scuffles to the changing room>

Posted: 2:57 PM - Jul 28, 2011
sueschmitt
Mrs. Slocumbe has a sort of forlorn look on her face as she says to Miss Brahams: Oh well, there's no way I'll be able to compete to get a date with Mr. Lucas now. Then her face brightens thinking of her CB buddy. At least I have Jim to look forward to tonight Miss Brahams. I have no idea what he looks like but when you hit my age, you can't be too choosy.

Posted: 3:01 PM - Jul 28, 2011
Jim
Mr. Rumbold doesn't appear to be too happy with his role as substitute photographer. He's got a bored look on his face and he's looking longingly toward the piano again but, not wanting to upset Mr. Humphries any further he squares his shoulders and continues to pretend to snap pictures.

Mr. Humphries don't you think it would be a good idea to have a few dummies to model more of the clothes as sort of a group picture? You know you should build up the picture with other objects to make the eye focus on the main points.

Posted: 3:03 PM - Jul 28, 2011
Charlie
Captain Peacock strikes a military type pose trying to compete with Mr. Lucas and failing miserably.

How about this Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 8:43 PM - Jul 28, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Grainger watches as Peacock tries to strike a pose.

(Nothing compared to Lucas's pose. Still a bit predictable for Stephen Peacock ...)

He pretends to nod approvingly of Peacock's militaristic pose. Unfortunately, only Humphries was paying close attention to Peacock's pose at this time.

Posted: 11:12 AM - Jul 29, 2011
Libby_W
<walks out in white muscle shirt and gray sweats>

Looking mighty fine there, Captain Peacock.

Mr. Grainger, I think you need a pipe.

<upon stating, dashes off and returns with a gentlemans pipe, hands to Grainger. Grainger places in mouth, acts like taking puffs>

There, now THAT's distinguished!

Posted: 6:31 PM - Jul 29, 2011
Jim
Mr. Rumbold has stopped pretending to take pictures. He's over at one of the tables rearranging the items on it. Mr. Humphries notices what he's doing and gets another frustrated look on his face thinking he could have really done without Mr. Rumbold being here this night.

Posted: 6:33 PM - Jul 29, 2011
sueschmitt
Hang on a minute, Mr. Humphries when are me and Miss Brahams going to model? It's getting quite late and I don't want my whole evening wasted here! Bad enough I'm missing the darts tournament I'm not going to miss out on the fish n chips night at the pub. If I don't get there soon, Mrs. Axelby will eat all the free munchies!

Posted: 10:20 PM - Jul 29, 2011
Libby_W
If I might say, Mrs. Slocumbe, you and Ms. Brahms don't need much practice to model. What I seen earlier, you two are naturals.

Posted: 12:22 AM - Jul 30, 2011
Claybourne
I agree, Mr Lucas. The ladies look splendid and the men seem to have the general idea. Good thinking with the pipe, Mr Lucas. Mr Rumbold, we may possibly do a few group shots as well as add in a few items from other departments. That way it will look more natural and we can have multiple items advertised.
Right! I think this was a good run. Let's go ahead and call it a night. If someone will assist me in storing these potted plants in the stock room, please?

Posted: 12:24 AM - Jul 30, 2011
Madman42q
(helps Humphries lug the potted plants and such into the stock room where they will be waiting Friday evening for their actual modelling shoot)

Blimey, this lot's 'eavy!

Posted: 12:49 PM - Jul 30, 2011
Libby_W
Let me get that for ya, Ms. Brahms. <jumping in and taking the pot from her> We men can do the heavy lifting, cant we Mr. Humphries?

Posted: 2:49 PM - Jul 30, 2011
sueschmitt
I guess that means we can get our of our gear Miss Brahams! That seemed to go better than what I expected. Usually when we do these things for some reason it all gets out of control. I can't wait for Friday and see how Mr. Humphries' photographer friend Linda thinks of it all. They need to get a move on. The sale what the sale papers are for will be over without any sale papers or the books made up! Typical of men to make things more complicated than they need to be.

Posted: 8:13 PM - Jul 30, 2011
RideUpWithWear
Is about to thank Mr. Lucas, but then realizes that he was already lifting plants for storage purposes. Grainger returns to the changing room and changes into his street clothes. He folds his costume clothing evenly, and then places them into a bag, along with the supplies: bowler, cane, and pipe.

(Where do I store this?) He comes out with the bag and places it in an empty drawer that was conveniently near his station in the gentleman's ready-mades departmental counter.

He picks up the departmental telephone and phones his wife to tell her that he would be heading home soon.

Posted: 11:12 PM - Jul 30, 2011
Libby_W
Goodnight Mr. Grainger. See ya bright eyed and bushy tailed in the mornin'.

Ladies? Need any help in there? <calling over across the floor into the Ladies Fitting room>

<looking over at Mr. Humphries> Aren't you gonna model anything tomorro evenin'?

Posted: 12:25 AM - Jul 31, 2011
Claybourne
(puts on hat and coat and follows Lucas)

I don't think so, Mr Lucas. I prefer directing, honestly. You know, you looked quite nice in your swimming briefs. I'm surprised you don't model professionally yourself.

Posted: 12:27 AM - Jul 31, 2011
Madman42q
(changes into street wear; puts on hat and coat)

Thank you, Mr Lucas.

Are you going to try to catch up with Mrs Axelby, Mrs Slocombe? I 'eard you was quite the darts player, especially when you was in Tiverton as a girl.

Posted: 10:44 AM - Jul 31, 2011
Libby_W
Why thank you Mr. Humphries, never thought about that kind of profession.

<standing at the lifts, holding the door>

Since it's still early, and we are all together, why don't the three of us go on over with Mrs. Slocumbe and see if she still has time for that dart contest? Perhaps the four of us might get a few games in after the contest is over.

<as the last one enters> That way I'll make sure you get home safely Ms. Brahms. <giggles and elbows Shirley>

Posted: 7:22 PM - Jul 31, 2011
RideUpWithWear
He says good bye to everyone. Then he puts on his hat and coat and then walks to the elevator.

Peacock and Rumbold return to the floor as Lucas, Brahms, Slocombe, and Humpries prepare to leave the floor as well.

Posted: 7:28 PM - Jul 31, 2011
sueschmitt
That will be nice all four of us hitting the pub together. Hopefully we'll be in time for the darts contest. You'll really enjoy the fish n chips they do up everybody. Captain Peacock, Mr. Rumbold are you coming along with us? There's always room for two more.

Posted: 7:30 PM - Jul 31, 2011
Charlie
Goodnight Mr. Grainger! No thank you Mrs. Slocumbe but I think I better be getting home to my wife. I won't have missed too much of Eastenders and she does have a nice steak and kidney pie in the oven for me.

Posted: 7:31 PM - Jul 31, 2011
Jim
I don't mind coming along with the rest of you to the pub. That sounds like it might be fun. It will be a lot better than going home to Mrs. Rumbold and whatever there might be for dinner. I could really fancy some fish n chips. Shall we all go then?

Posted: 11:23 PM - Jul 31, 2011
Claybourne
Why not? I haven't played darts in ages. I wouldn't say no to some fish and chips as well.

Posted: 11:26 PM - Jul 31, 2011
Madman42q
Fish and chips sounds lovely right about now. I've got to be home before ten, though. If I'm not there when M*A*S*H comes on my mum starts screaming at Alan Alda. She can't stand 'im.

Posted: 10:41 AM - Aug 01, 2011
GBOwner
This really fun 4 week RPG has ended since a vote is needed. 2 awards will be awarded for the best dialog here.