Posted: 7:57 PM - Mar 01, 2011
GBOwner
Please carry on. 🙂

GBOwner

Posted: 8:12 PM - Mar 01, 2011
Libby_W
Awwee Blimey! <sitting down with plate> Another day, another anchovie on toast...Would anyone fancy a trade?

Posted: 11:41 PM - Mar 01, 2011
Eva
"I 'ave the same. I lost so much of my pay this week in VAT!"

Posted: 8:28 PM - Mar 02, 2011
RideUpWithWear
I am willing to trade Mr. Lucas. I ordered tomato soup with toast. The toast is fine, slightly buttered. The condition of my tomato soup is another affair. The tomato stock that the canteen cook used is very thick. I think they mixed up my order. I have a tomato and bean stew.

Posted: 7:19 PM - Mar 03, 2011
Libby_W
<watching GRainger stir his soup,disgusting look on face> No thank you Mr. Grainger. I'll just sit here and enjoy my anchovie. Has anyone figured out what the bloodied hell is going on with Peacock and ol' Rumbold? Never in my short time here at Grace Brothers have I've known Either one of 'em NOT to show up for work!

Posted: 8:16 PM - Mar 04, 2011
AYBSgirl
Well, you know Peacock. He's probably had another row with Mrs Peacock and is too ashamed to show up for work. As for Rumbold, well, that's another matter. Maybe he was worried that he won't get his bonus today. Mind you, we're all worried about not getting our bonus!

Posted: 9:19 PM - Mar 04, 2011
RideUpWithWear
(Slurps his soup. He cleans his mouth with his white handkerchief.)

Oh, I wish that you hadn't brought that up, Mr. Humphries! I need my bonus. I was hoping to use it to buy my wife's birthday present. If I do not get my bonus, I will have to take a loan.

Posted: 2:57 PM - Mar 05, 2011
Libby_W
New hearing aid costs that much? <snickers>
Mind you, that bonus couldn't come at a better time. Me poor crippled mother is down to her last pound. And me, down to me last quid.

Posted: 7:34 PM - Mar 05, 2011
sueschmitt
slocombe Mrs. Slocumbe enters with a disgusted look on her face as well. I opted for the shepards pie. Pass me some of that brown sauce Miss Brahms so I can't see the flies' footprints in the mashed potatoes. I heard you all talking about Mr. Rumbold and Captain Peacock. Mr. Rumbold is home with a cold. Captain Peacock hasn't reported in yet or phoned has he Mr. Grainger? You know with this price increases and transport expenses to get to work, Mrs. Axelby and I are thinking of moving in together to pool our resources. I've quite gotten used to her being around the house and so has my pussy. We might be able to make ends meet a bit better. I hope we aren't delayed in getting our bonus money without old Jugears here today.

Posted: 9:25 PM - Mar 05, 2011
AYBSgirl
If you ask me we'll be lucky to get it at all! You remember what happened last time we were due to get a bonus, don't you?

Posted: 1:18 PM - Mar 06, 2011
RideUpWithWear
(Gasps.)
Mr. Grace spent it all gambling in Monte Carlo.

Posted: 5:31 PM - Mar 06, 2011
AYBSgirl
That's right! And I have a feeling the same will happen this year.

Posted: 7:03 PM - Mar 06, 2011
Libby_W
Blimey..thats all we need! All our bonuses going on either the Inside Leg or the Queens Fairy.
What else can go wrong today?

( I hope I got the right race lol)

Posted: 9:35 PM - Mar 06, 2011
RideUpWithWear
(Sips his coffee. He throws up onto the floor.)

There is cat hair in my coffee.

(He points to the string-like things at the bottom of his cup.)

I would watch how you eat your Shepard's Pie, Mrs. Slocombe. For all we know, the meat inside could have came from the cat that supplied the hairs for our coffee today.

Posted: 10:30 PM - Mar 06, 2011
sueschmitt
slocombe That's right putting me off this Mr. Grainger! You know it is disgusting the way they feed us here.

Remember the time Young Mr. Grace did gamble our bonus money on the horses and we had a go at it as well? We don't want another experience like that again. You know that could be why Captain Peacock isn't here. You all remember from the horse racing that Captain Peacock can't bet. He has a gambling sickness. He starts betting and he bets everything. I bet he knew where Young Mr. Grace was and he didn't want to be faced with a decision like that again.

Posted: 5:57 PM - Mar 07, 2011
Libby_W
MY. what a scenerio we have here...
Mrs. Slocombe has a naked Irish woman dancing at her flat, Ms. Brahms and meself are at the brink of starvation,
Captain Peacock probably has the gamblin' fever,
and Mr. Grainger spittin' up hairballs....You're the only one coming up clean Mr. Humphries...heh heh heh.

Posted: 6:41 PM - Mar 07, 2011
AYBSgirl
What brings you to that conclusion Mr Lucas? (laughs jokingly) I need that bonus as much as any of us. In fact, I've had to ask me mother for a loan.

Posted: 9:01 PM - Mar 07, 2011
RideUpWithWear
(Has a coughing fit.)

Captain Peacock still hasn't phone in yet. For his sake, I hope that he isn't dwelling on the bonus scandal of last year.

Posted: 6:48 PM - Mar 08, 2011
sueschmitt
slocombe Its really disgusting what they pay us isn't it? I was saying to Mrs. Axelby the other night that we might as well take a place together. I don't see how we're going to be able to make it on our own and we do get on well and all.

Mr. Humphries you do manage to come thru unscathed don't you?

Mr. Grainger are you all right? I hope you didn't accidentally swallow one of those cat haris.

Posted: 8:41 PM - Mar 08, 2011
Libby_W
<looking at his wrist while listening to the others talk>
Well, this is what I have to say about our pay...We'll loose 15 minutes of pay if we don't hurry: it's 5 minutes past.

DONE: Back to work

Posted: 8:59 PM - Mar 08, 2011
sueschmitt
As Mrs. Slocumbe gathers her purse and prepares to go back to her counter! Come on Miss Brahams we don't want a bad report on us.

Posted: 6:25 AM - Mar 12, 2011
GBOwner
Session closed. Time for a vote!

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