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CANTEEN BREAK #1 (2009)

GBOwner
<All Grace Bros staff is meeting here now for lunch except Capt Peacock.>

Eva
<Walks into the canteen alone. Mrs. Slocome is up at wines and spirits, and the men are waiting for their food. Sits down in regular chair>

Libby_W
Ms. Brauhms, after this lunch, I have enough dough to take you to the movies...Would you like to see "BAMBI", or the "Unsatisfied Virgin"? <raising eyebrows seductively>

Eva
"No thanks, I have to take me mum's washing to the laundrette."

Libby_W
Well I can go with you and help...<seductive grin>

We could even take advantage of the quote spin cycle , if you catch my drift.

Libby_W
glancing around, notices Capt. Peacock is nowhere to be seen.

Blimey, is Capt. Peacock eating in the Executive Lounge again?

Eva
I don't know. 'E 'asn't been 'imself lately. 'E didn't even reprimand me when he saw me walking back over to my counter after I spoke to you.

angel
And I got a look for just putting my hand on my hip which isn't anything new! I wonder what's gotten into him?

Libby_W
Mind you, <leaning in towards the center of the table>,

Both Mr. Grainger AND Capt. Peacock are acting mysterious today.

Have you noticed?! <in his whisper>

Eva
"I 'ave noticed, actually. What about you Mr. 'Umphries?"

angel
I agree, but I think for different reasons!

Libby_W
Hey Shirley, where's Mrs. Slocome? She's gonna miss lunch if she doesn't hurry.

belbelchic
Mrs Slocombe, stumbles in and nearly walks into the table

"Hi Mr Lucas, did you miss me?, it sounds like you have", ends with a wink 😉

Eva
"You haven't got sloshed already, have you Mrs. Slocome? We've only been on our lunch break for a few minutes!"

Libby_W
<sitting straight up with a surprised look on his face> Did Mrs. Slocombe just wink at me?

<he thought with a lump in his throat>...Was Shirley for real stating that SHE wasn't sexy knickers?

Could it be that Mrs. Slocombe is Sexy Knickers? < he whispered to himself in a panic tone>

Libby_W
No, no Mrs. Slocombe, I, I was just wondering where everyone was.

Capt. Peacock and Mr. Grainger isn't here with us, and you were late.

Libby_W
This situation is going to blow up in due time..

<looking at his watch>

Speaking of time, we better head back...we're late!

<all taking their last sips of tea while getting up.>

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